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Right. So this blog is called The Ballroom. Titled as such, it's meant to portray the dual sides of me. When you think Ballroom you think; glitz, glamour, dancing. Which...well is nothing like me. But you may also think of Chuck E Cheese. And the room filled with all those soft squishy balls that you could hurl at each other. That's sort of what this blog is going to be. I'm going to invite people in with the pretense of a "Ball" and instead pelt them with objects that may or may not, smell like the pee of a thousand birthday parties.

All that being said...Ball is also my last name and it's catchy.